It was only a matter of time before the sayings on our saying patches entered dad joke territory. But here we are with a seeing patch that says, "to be Frank, I would have to change my name." No worries. We'll wait.
This is a classic dad joke that has probably been told by millions of fathers worldwide – at least among those who speak English. But that's not the point. The point is that you need this patch for your jacket, vest, or work shirt. You need it if you are a biker or a veteran. You need it if you're just a dad who likes to make everyone in the room groan with your sense of humor.
As a rectangular patch measuring just 4 x 1.5 inches, it is ideal for mounting on a biker vest or jacket. Choose either the left or right breast position for easy visibility. You can use the heat-activated glue to mount it to denim, but don't do so with leather or nylon. Sew the patch to those fabrics instead.
If you don't crack a smile after reading what this patch says, don't give up just yet. We have hundreds of funny and saying patches to consider. The Cheap Place probably has something that will make you smile regardless of your sense of humor.
In addition to saying patches, we also have flag patches, naughty patches, inspiring patches, and so much more. We have an embroidered patch for just about everyone. Best of all, you can save when you buy your patches in bulk. Ask about discount pricing when you buy 10 or more. We stock everything you see on our site, so you are just an order away from fantastic, embroidered patches for your clothing.